Personnel

We got some people in this here guild.

Daddy
We only got one daddy around here and she makes the rules.

Nath

Officers
The leadership team of  consists of four players. This is to balance Nath's tomfoolery as well as ensure ties on voting issues do not occur and multiple viewpoints are considered regarding decision making within the guild.

Fronk

Kariska

Rhelle

Slydia

Members
Precious babies who do precious baby things.

Ziffo

Franktuary

Kasu

Delexan

Bobrin

Zero

Khazgrim

Ochaleon

Vynirian

Gulinnas

Ashandrea

Ranks
Within the guild, there are ranks assigned to members for management purposes. A majority of them are references to King of the Hill, our bible.

Buck
A reference to Buck Strickland, this rank is reserved solely for our Lord and Savior Nath. She's the boss.

Manager
A reference to Hank Hill, the messiah. It is reserved for officers, those trusted with helping make big boy decisions.

R. Shackleford
A reference to Rusty Shackleford, this rank is reserved for officer alts.

The Blurst
Ziffo.

Lad
Khazgrim and Gulinnas.

Bounty Hunter
A reference to one of Dale Gribble's multiple "occupations". This rank is for those on the raid team, allowing them access to guild bank repairs and the private members-only bowling team.

Army Barber
A reference to Bill Dauterive's occupation. This rank is for those who prefer not to raid, but are still super cool and like us enough to hang out with us anyways.

Sub Teacher
A reference to one of Peggy Hill's jobs. This rank is for all non-officer alts.

Buttsmen
Not a reference to anything at all besides just Missy being a dumbass. This is the normie rank that all people enter the guild into. It is used as a trial period to get to know the person before giving them guild bank access and all that good stuff.

Timeout
Used mostly for when the lads are being b̶a̶d̶ oppressed bad.

In Memoriam
No one died but we kicked some dickheads out.

Rules
We have three major rules and a few minor rules.

Major Rules

 * Don't be a dickhead
 * Don't harass RPers
 * Don't discuss politics in guild venues

Minor Rules

 * Treat the things we give you with respect, like guild bank privs & fun games and wikis and things.
 * Seriously, don't be a dickhead.
 * You can have as many alts in the guild as you like, but only one character may be flagged for raiding per tier
 * New mains can be selected during a brief trial period at the beginning of the tier & again as we prepare for a new tier
 * The guild is not responsible for member-sponsored events, and as such members can choose to include whomever they want for their personal events. They must be respectful to excluded players, however.
 * If you find yourself unable to resolve conflict with another member, officers can and will mediate disputes.
 * If someone asks you to stop doing a thing that is disrupting them, please do. This includes mocking, harassment, name calling, mispronunciation, mis-gendering & items such as this. It does not include altering your character or yourself, or ending a fun activity due to someone else's non-enjoyment. They are free to remove themself from the activity.
 * We do not use items that alter tanks appearances during raids; they lose each other and rely on their character appearances for mechanics.
 * That moonkin toy thing is fucking banned.

Recruitment
You can't join our guild lol